being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
Wheres that “before pride month ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me” post, like I know it’s only the 11th but I cant stop thinking abt it
ok so I know exactly what you’re talking about but I can only find the one with bowser :/
Honestly I think the bowser version is better than the original
Today I forgive myself. Not just once. Again, and again, and again. As many times as it takes to find peace.
Unknown
“The idea of not being a kid anymore terrifies me. I am an adult and I have been hurled out of the world of boys and girls into the fray of men and women, and expected to function as a grown-up when I never functioned very well as a kid.”
— Kelley York
“I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.”
— Unknown
Bryan Slaton, a Republican lawmaker in Texas who wanted to ban drag shows to “protect kids from being sexually exploited”, has resigned after having sex with a 19-year-old intern he’d plied with alcohol.
This train is NEVER late.
